"I just cleaned up this mess!"

"Can we keep it clean for...for ten minutes??" I know I'm not the first one to think this. But...I don't even have children yet, and I definitely don't have a messy husband. How do things get so cluttered? Where did this spill come from? I did not use that many dishes for one meal, did I?? We don't go through that much laundry in a week, do we?? Where'd all the *insert vital ingredient* go? What am I supposed to cook for dinner now? Mom, how did you do it?!?!